Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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