Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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