I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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