we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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