his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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