do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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