My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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