I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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