its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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It's blow job season.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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