Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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