I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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