On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
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