Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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