Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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