WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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