he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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