Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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