I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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