She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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