I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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