16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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