Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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