what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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