Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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