I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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