I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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