So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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