You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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