if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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