It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
its not stalking. its research.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
