Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I need a beard to bite.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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