everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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