i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She bit a glass in half.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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