"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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