so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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