i think i have two assholes
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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