Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
smell my finger.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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