just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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