I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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