i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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