Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair

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(940): View more from Texas

nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that

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(925): View more from California

I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible

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(630): View more from Illinois

There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"

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(415): View more from California

The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.

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(646): View more from New York

Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities

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(586): View more from Michigan

Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"

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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?

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