this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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