i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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