I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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