haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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