It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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