We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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