do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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