It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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