Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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