couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I still have a little drunk in my system
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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