he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
