at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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