people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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